Madonna’s world tour kicks off in May and she came up with this elaborate plan to ensure her protection. She plans to trick up all of her ‘stalkers, freaky fans, ex-lovers and the paparazzi’ by having five identical clones on tour with her. She plans to send her clone quintet ahead of her as a diversion when she’s out in public. She devised this plan herself because she’s concerned about her safety in a foreign country and doesn’t want to have speeding paparazzi chasing after her. Right now, Madonna’s spending a lot of time teaching her clones how to walk, talk and act like her.