AHHHHHHHH….It’s The Attack of the Madonna Clones!
Madonna’s world tour kicks off in May and she came up with this elaborate plan to ensure her protection. She plans to trick up all of her ‘stalkers, freaky fans, ex-lovers and the paparazzi’ by having five identical clones on tour with her. She plans to send her clone quintet ahead of her as a diversion when she’s out in public. She devised this plan herself because she’s concerned about her safety in a foreign country and doesn’t want to have speeding paparazzi chasing after her. Right now, Madonna’s spending a lot of time teaching her clones how to walk, talk and act like her.