Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Adele’s New Tattoo Looks Oddly Familiar [PHOTO]
Adele has some brand-new ink to add to her collection -- and we're pretty sure we've seen it before.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Everyone has to pay taxes. Yes, even this R&B singer, who said she should be exempt because she's "a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them. I had an economic system imposed on me."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
White is white, unless it's pink. As one actress explained, "To me there is no such thing as people of color cause in reality people aren’t white. Paper is white. People are pink."
Miley Cyrus Wore Her Underwear to Talk to Jimmy Kimmel + Made Everyone Uncomfortable [VIDEOS]
Miley Cyrus made Jimmy Kimmel very uncomfortable on his own talk show last night (June 25), arriving in high-waisted underwear, a crop top, a jacket and some thigh-high boots. As you do.
Then she talked about the "symbolism" in her music video 'We Can't Stop.'
SPOILER ALERT: It's not really symbolism.
Diddy Reigns Over a Royal Tea Party – Photo of the Week
Diddy may be an unbelievably successful rapper and producer who once stared Godzilla in the face without flinching, but inside he's a big softy -- so much so that he's willing to play tea party with his daughters.
Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One: Chris Brown Was Accused of Assaulting a Girl
Chris Brown, who will probably always be known as "that guy who beat the hell out of Rihanna," has once again been accused of assault -- this time against a 24-year-old female nightclub-goer.
Today in Kim + Kanye: Engagement Rumors and Explaining Where Their Kid’s Name Came From
Baby North West's name has finally been explained, and there's so much exposition needed that this kid is going to need pie charts and bar graphs on the playground.
Meanwhile, everyone ever is reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged, but sources close to the couple insist it's just not true.
After the Worst Week Ever, Paula Deen Will Actually Appear on the ‘Today’ Show
Paula Deen skipped out on her 'Today' interview last Friday, instead opting to make a series of uncomfortable apology videos for saying hurtful and racist things. (Or being caught doing so, depending on your viewpoint.)
In light of the scandal, the Food Network gave her the boot, and now she's scheduled for yet another no-holds barred interview with 'Today.' You know, assuming she actually shows u
David Beckham Posts Evidence That Wife Victoria Can Smile After All [PHOTO]
Stop the metaphorical presses! David Beckham shared a photo containing incontrovertible proof that his wife can and does smile.
Personally, we're more shocked about the "can" part of that sentence.
Russell Brand Once Tried to Get Busy With Mila Kunis – But She Was Team Macaulay Culkin
Russell Brand is still busy promoting his 'Messiah Complex' comedy tour, and this time around he talked to the UK paper the Mirror, which allowed him to tell amusing anecdotes (rather than belittling him).
To wit: There was that time he tried to mack on Mila Kunis, but all she wanted to talk about was then-boyfriend Macaulay Culkin.
Paula Deen Fired from the Food Network
Despite her efforts to save face -- with not one but two apology videos -- that deposition stemming from a lawsuit which revealed her casual use of the n-word (as well as other seemingly racist actions) has cost Paula Deen her job at the Food Network.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Despite his body being mostly made of water and despite swimming in tons of water for a living, this Olympian once made the vast understatement, "Water is practically a part of my life."