Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This former actress is unaware that cameras are said to steal your soul, which could be why she once said, "I'm on my couch and in that movie at the same time. Whoa."
Rob Kardashian Waved Cash at That Messy Assault Charge to Make It Go Away
Rather than have to face theft and battery charges against a female photographer, Rob Kardashian has chosen to go the favorite route of the wealthy and throw a little cash at the problem to make it go away.
Neil Patrick Harris Locks Up Yet Another Hosting Gig: The Emmys
We once wished Tina Fey and Amy Poehler could host everything ever, but Neil Patrick Harris would be a close second. And with him, we might just get our wish.
Only a few weeks after we learned he'd have a fourth stint hosting the Tonys, we've learned NPH will also helm the 2013 Emmys.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Dumb celebrity quote -- or utterly insane celebrity quote? You be the judge. This actor who once asked a reporter, "Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp."
Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Out of Rehab + Doing Well
Actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is out of rehab following her second stint in the facility -- the first being in 2011 -- for help treating her bi-polar disorder.
Kelly Rowland + Paulina Rubio Are the New ‘X Factor’ Judges
The saga of who will judge the next season of 'X Factor' is finally over, with former Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland and Mexican singer/actress Paulina Rubio filling the open slots left by the departing Britney Spears and L.A. Reid.
Mary J. Blige Owes Another $3.4 Million in Unpaid Taxes to Uncle Sam
Sublime songstress Mary J. Blige has been hit with yet another tax lien -- this one totaling $3.4 million for unpaid taxes in Bergen County, N.J. Sounds like even 2013 won't offer her a break.
Jay-Z + Beyonce Might Have Said They’re Totally Not Pregnant
The Beyonce Uterus Watch went into overdrive on Friday (May 17) with E! News citing sources who said Beyonce was very definitely pregnant with Jay-Z's second child.
Something Jay-Z told a friend simply isn't true.
Miguel Kicking a Fan in the Face at the Billboard Awards Quickly Becomes a Meme [PHOTOS, GIFS, VIDEO]
R&B singer Miguel was performing 'Adorn' at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards on Sunday night when he got super into the moment, leapt over the crowd between two stages, and wound up inadvertently kicking a girl in the face. (Don't you hate it when that happens?)
And then, of course, the interwebz got involved. And turned it into something pretty awesome.
Adam Lambert Wants to Judge ‘American Idol’ – And If They’re Smart, They’ll Hire Him [VIDEO]
With whispers that the entire 'American Idol' panel is set to be axed for Season 13, rampant speculation has begun about who should take over to save the sinking ship that is the 'Idol' ratings.
One such person who'd like one of the vacant slots? Our imaginary bestie Adam Lambert.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Time marches on and humans evolve, but not everyone understands that. This classic rocker once commented, "There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
Rihanna + Sideshow Bob from ‘The Simpsons’ – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Rihanna is a hair chameleon, but it doesn't always work out for the better. Take for instance the curly red afro she rocked in 2011, which only made her look like 'The Simpsons' villain Sideshow Bob.