Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
Cassandra Rose
David Beckham Retiring From Soccer, Will Hopefully Be Shirtless More Often
Pro soccer player (aka our golden god) David Beckham is retiring.
From playing. Not from being the fire of lady loins.
Shakira Confirms That She’s Leaving ‘The Voice’
With Christina Aguilera set to reclaim her spinning chair on 'The Voice,' current female judge Shakira and her truthful hips are planning an exit, saying the constant travel is wearing out her newborn baby.
Taylor Swift Made a Self-Deprecating Cameo on ‘New Girl’ That Was All Kinds of Funny [VIDEO]
Taylor Swift appeared on last night's season finale of the Zooey Deschanel-helmed sitcom 'New Girl' -- and as it turns out, she was perfectly suited to play an obsessed "other woman."
(Warning, there be spoilers below. Approach with care, mateys.)
Selena Gomez’s Tour Rider Only Requests Three Oddly Unrelated Things
Unlike many pop stars, Selena Gomez has a pretty down-to-earth tour rider that requests three things, and three things only. At least according to her.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This country singer is dead-set on letting his kids make his mistakes all over again. As he explained, "I've never been big on discipline. I try to be a friend to all my kids ... I'm the last one to cast a stone at any of these kids because ... I've made mistakes along the way."
Brooke Mueller Doesn’t Want Denise Richards to Have Her Kids, But a Judge Doesn’t Really Care
Brooke Mueller is in rehab again, and while she's locked away with her rehab-mate Lindsay Lohan, she's been trying to get her kids -- who were placed with biological daddy Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards -- into the custody of her own family.
Key word: trying.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This actress has been places you can't imagine. As she explained in an interview, "I thought Celestia was from another planet called the Fourth Dimension. I escaped to the Fourth Dimension."
Watch Jennifer Lawrence Win the 2013 Met Gala by Photobombing Sarah Jessica Parker [GIF]
During the 2013 Met Gala on Monday (May 6), all around adorkable starlet Jennifer Lawrence got a little handsy with Sarah Jessica Parker and her Philip Treacy mohawk headpiece.
Which later -- or maybe previously, the details are fuzzy -- evolved into a glorious J. Law photobomb.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer from across the pond has some very strange family dynamics. As she once complained, "He's got no respect. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Remember when MTV played music videos? As this country music pop star explained of the medium, "The only reason that you do visual is solely for the visual ... It doesn't sell your music for you."
Reese Witherspoon Breaks Her Silence on That Whole Nasty Arrest Thing [VIDEO]
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America's Sweetheart Reese Witherspoon was arrested two weeks ago for sassing the cops when her husband was nailed for drunk driving.
Witherspoon later apologized via her publicist, but she's now spoken on-camera about the incident.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We see what you were trying to do there. Maybe. This actor once bumbled, "Nothing's permanent. It's like those faded black and white photos of people dressed in old-fashioned clothes. One day that's going to be us."