Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
Cassandra Rose
Lil Wayne Hospitalized for Seizures Yet Again
Lil Wayne just can't get a health break these days. Last night (April 30), the epileptic rapper was hospitalized yet again when he suffered another seizure.
Beyonce’s Tour Rider Has Divalicious Demands Like Red Toilet Paper
Queen Bey is earning her nickname lately. First she banned photographers because she didn't want unflattering pictures floating around, and now we have her tour rider -- which is full of ridiculous "necessities."
Kesha Tells Conan O’Brien That Her Boobs Are Now Skilled Songwriters + More [VIDEOS]
Kesha was her usual adorably wacky self on 'Conan' last night. To wit: She wore a booty short/three-piece suit with host Conan O'Brien's face all over it, and then she talked about the weirdest things possible.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This reality star/former celebrity wife once became the poster child for First World Problems by complaining, "The only thing is, the apartment was a little small for us. It's about 3,500 square feet."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This is how the world ends -- not with a bang, but without procreation. As this actor explained, "I have this wacky theory about the end of civilization, that people will trade up ... until they're too old to have kids. And the world will come to an end."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We don't know if he was referring to men or women or animals or what, but this depressing alt-rocker once complained, "Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Thanks for your spectacular insight, Captain Obvious. This actress once stated the oh-so-apparent, "Wireless communications are an integral part of our culture today."
Amanda Bynes Walked Around New York Looking Pretty Fabulous Yesterday [PHOTOS]
We're ignoring Amanda Bynes' recent request to only use her Twitter selfies in articles about her, but we think she'll forgive us -- she was snapped looking pretty good in New York yesterday (April 18), and we couldn't resist sharing the photos.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This gorgeous Miami Beach home is owned by an Oscar-winning writer, activist, actor, clean water enthusiast and former puppet.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer and reality show judge might also be a fireman, a police officer or an EMT -- because as she once so egotistically explained, "I'm my own hero. That's my job."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer/actress combo seems a tad confused by how words work. She once contradicted herself by explaining, "I'm not really a flirt, but I am a girl ... I do manipulate men when I feel like it."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer has a fear of casting ballots for the POTUS, but it's cool because he votes for imaginary things too. As he claimed, "I've voted for lots of things besides the President - lots of things that have changed childrens' lives and the planet's life."