Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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StarDust: Jamie Lynn Spears Misses Britney and Justin Timberlake Being a Thing + More
- Jamie Lynn Spears got drunk and nostalgic for the Britney/Justin Timberlake days.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This heavily eye-lined young singer likes her musical genres to have very strict boundaries. As she griped, "People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred ... Now Rihanna is wearing f---ing leather jackets, and it's really annoying."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This actor is so ready for the zombie apocalypse that he once assumed it was already here. As he explained, "With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Psh, that Van Gogh guy is the Nic Cage of painting. This comedian once said, "I don't care if people think I am an overactor ... People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter."
Kesha + Johnny Depp Had Consensual ‘Eyeball Sex’
Glitter-encrusted singer Kesha is no stranger to saying and doing things that make people roll their eyes -- from drinking her own urine to performing fellatio on pastries, wearing undergarments made out of teeth and having sex with ghosts -- but this is probably the first time her eyes rolled around in the sheets.
We just hope she and actor Johnny Depp, who was allegedly the one sexing her up wit
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer and actress thinks you should do as she says, not as she does. Despite believing it's wrong, she perpetually ponders, "Why did God give me my talent, my gift, my family? ... I know you're not supposed to question God."
Lindsay Lohan Wants the Kind of Rehab That Will Let Her Bring Drugs With Her
Back on March 18, Lindsay Lohan finally took a plea deal for a lockdown rehab facility in her lying to the cops case. But she had one condition: She wanted permission to take Adderall while she's drying out.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Apparently "success" and "wastefulness" are synonyms to this singer, who once said, "Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice."
Demi Lovato Will Be Returning to ‘X Factor’ and the Embrace of Simon Cowell’s Moobs
It has been confirmed that former 'X Factor' judge Demi Lovato will be returning to the show for its third season, joined by creator Simon Cowell -- but not by her former panelists Britney Spears and L.A. Reid.
The fates of co-host Khloe Kardashian and her nipples are currently unknown. (Oh let's be real here. She won't be back.)
Adam Lambert Will Be Honored by GLAAD For His Promotion of Equality
Perpetually sparkling big-hearted singer Adam Lambert will be honored with this year's Davidson/Valentini Award at the GLAAD Media Awards in May.
Everyone on the ‘Anger Management’ Set Is Glad to Be Rid of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan has finally jetted off to Brazil to attend her boyfriend Avi Snow's concert with his band, City of Sun. But not before angering yet another crew with her antics, with this month's victims being Charlie Sheen and the cast and crew of 'Anger Management.'
On the first day of shooting (Monday, March 25), La Lohan surprised everyone by showing up early and being generally agreeable during
Living Performance Art Project Amanda Bynes Is Now Convinced Her Boobs Are ‘Pudgy’ [PHOTO]
Amanda Bynes has been exhibiting some strange behavior via Twitter lately, which finally has her relatives worried. (Yes, finally.)
Adding the icing to an already troubled cake that had her musing about rapper Drake "murdering" her lady bits, Bynes is back to snapping poorly-taken selfies and complaining about her body.