Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Janet Jackson + Wissam Al Mana Wed In a Disappointingly Low-Key Ceremony
Seems a source (and in turn we) were completely trolled by reports that Janet Jackson and her billionaire fiance, Wissam Al Mana, were going to have an obscenely opulent 'Super Sweet 16'-style wedding.
Instead, turns out the couple were married in a very low-key ceremony last year.
Johnny Depp Almost Met His Fate at the Hooves of a Horse in a ‘Lone Ranger’ Stunt [VIDEO]
Since Johnny Depp has played every character under the sun -- a crazed hat-making ginger, dude with scissors for hands, serial-killer-barber, pirate, vampire, gonzo journalist, chocolate factory owner, undercover cop, cocaine dealer, cross-dressing director -- he figured he'd take a leap and play a Native American in the film version of 'The Lone Ranger.'
Which didn't go so well when it required h
Kesha Does Things to a Cannoli It Won’t Want to Tell Its Mother About [VIDEO]
The promos keep coming to help generate interest in Kesha's upcoming documentary, 'Kesha: My Crazy Beautiful Life.' And now that we know we'll see the singer drinking her own urine, bathing in glitter and performing sex acts on Italian pastries, it's definitely working.
Wethinks it should be retitled 'Kesha: Everything I Do Is Comedic Gold.' Because dude.
Clive Davis Says Kelly Clarkson’s Memory Is Bad – And He Supposedly Has Witnesses to Prove It
Yesterday (Feb. 19), Kelly Clarkson went on the internet to clear up some stories music legend Clive Davis told about her in his memoir, 'The Soundtrack of My Life.' Specifically, that she's a sobbing mess who doesn't know anything about anything, but especially about music.
Seth MacFarlane Is Prepping For the Oscars With His Siamese Fighting Fish
This year, in a continuing quest by the Academy to make the Oscars “cool” (if you ignore last year), comedian and 'Family Guy' creator Seth MacFarlane was chosen to don a tux and bow tie and host the star-studded event.
To drum up press for the upcoming ceremony, MacFarlane proved that the event coordinators may have finally done something right.
Jessica Simpson Is Pretty Set On Naming Her Second Baby ‘Ace’
Upcoming two-time mama Jessica Simpson seems determined to spawn a collection of oddly-named babies. After giving her first child (a girl) the male moniker of Maxwell Drew, she's now thinking about calling her second child Ace.
Thus predestining the kid to be a race car driver. Or a high-stakes poker player. Or a greaser who hangs out behind the school cafeteria with a best bud named Soda Pop.
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Hear the Dolts Who Wanted to Kill + Castrate Justin Bieber Talk About Their Plans [VIDEO]
Remember that crazy plot to kill and castrate Justin Bieber? Now there's some creepy audio to go along with it.
Kim Kardashian Says Khloe Definitely Wasn’t Fired From ‘X Factor.’ Maybe. [VIDEO]
Kim Kardashian is defending her not-so-Kardashian-looking sister Khloe from reports that she was fired from her hosting duties on the 'X Factor.'
Sort of. Maybe. Oh hell, let's be real here -- she doesn't know anything at all.
Mario Lopez + Wife Courtney Are Expecting Their Second Child
'X Factor' host Mario Lopez has once again successfully impregnated his wife Courtney. Cigars and tanning lotion all around.
Kate Middleton Officially Shows Off the Royal Baby Bump [PHOTOS]
Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.
Lady Gaga Currently Confined to a Wheelchair She’s Lovingly Named Emma [PHOTO]
Songstress and larger-than-life stage performer Lady Gaga is still suffering from the injury that caused her to completely scrap what's left of her Born This Way Ball tour.
Specifically, a “labral tear” in her hip which has left her unable to walk and signaled a need for emergency surgery. But as usual, she's found the silver lining -- and a new mechanical friend.
Celebrities Tweet in Memory of Country Star Mindy McCready
Country singer Mindy McCready, 37, shocked the music industry when she died of an apparent suicide on Feb. 17. As a result, her peers virtually flocked to Twitter to mourn and send their condolences to her loved ones -- including her 'Celebrity Rehab' roommate, actress/singer Mackenzie Phillips.