Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Rihanna’s Big Day in the UK: Attacked By Fan + Compared to Princess Diana [VIDEO, PHOTOS]
Rihanna was in London promoting her dreadful new fashion line when she was attacked by an irate fan with an energy drink for getting back together with Chris Brown.
Taylor Swift Sued For Stealing Money From a Canadian Hoedown
Seems our neighbors to the north were just trying to throw a hoedown with blonde serial-dater Taylor Swift when she up and stole all their money after the epic event was canceled due to poor planning.
Bad T-Swizzle! BAD! You go to your room and think about what you've done.
Adam Lambert Flawlessly Performs Full Version of Rihanna’s ‘Stay’ in Korea [VIDEO]
Adam Lambert teased us with a cover of Rihanna's ballad 'Stay' last week, hinting that it was a sign of things to come. Well now we know he meant that he was practicing for a performance. In South Korea.
JWoww + Snooki’s Valentine’s Day Advice for Single Girls: ‘Go Out and Get Wasted’
Former 'Jersey Shore' participants Snooki and JWoww have some healthy advice for all the single ladies on Valentine's Day: Get over yourself and then get wasted. Which is pretty much the type of advice you'd expect them to dig from the depths of their breast implants hearts.
Kesha Will Drink Her Own Urine in Her Forthcoming Documentary. As You Do.
In “that's not that surprising for a woman who sexes up ghosts and wears underwear made from human teeth” news, Kesha's upcoming documentary 'Kesha: My Crazy Beautiful Life' will feature the singer drinking her own urine.
Bruce Campbell Celebrates Ash Wednesday the ‘Evil Dead’ Way – Photo of the Week
Today is Wednesday, Feb. 13, which also means that it's Ash Wednesday. For religious types (specifically Christians), it marks the start of Lent and means they should go to church to have ashes smudged on their foreheads.
We think, anyway.
But for fans of the 'Evil Dead' trilogy, it means an excuse to celebrate its main character, Ash, played by Bruce Campbell.
Matt Damon Goes on a Bathroom Strike, Refuses to Use the Toilet [VIDEO]
In a fake PSA that's probably meant to go viral, actor Matt Damon explains to a staged yet bewildered crowd that he has boycotted going to the bathroom to support Water.org, the non-profit he co-founded.
Adele Scolded Chris Brown for Staying on His Ass When Frank Ocean Won a 2013 Grammy
Adele was not taking any of Chris Brown's rudeness at the 2013 Grammys. After Brown refused to stand like everyone else when Frank Ocean nabbed Best Urban Contemporary Album, the British chanteuse allegedly gave Brown a piece of her mind.
We don't know if this story is true and we don't care. We love it. (Please let it be true.)
Justin Bieber and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Grammys Night [PHOTO]
In an attempt to subvert the Grammys for not nominating him for anything, Justin Bieber tried to use the service UStream to live stream performances and a Q&A for his fans last night (Feb. 10) at the exact same time the Grammys were set to air.
But it seems like karma hit him and his crazed manager Scooter Braun with that one -- because the entire thing was a technology bust.
If Rihanna Is a Bad Role Model, It’s Only Because We Made Her That Way [PHOTO]
Rihanna wants everyone to continue to stay outta her bidness, despite flashing said bidness for all the world to see. Case in point: The singer recently drew even more unneeded attention by proudly declaring herself a bad role model.
Lindsay Lohan ‘Forgot’ She Owed Her Lawyer More Than Most People Make in a Year
Lindsay Lohan didn't mean to stiff her recently fired lawyer Shawn Holley -- she just forgot there was a six-figure debt. As you do.
Khloe Kardashian Wants to Talk to You About Your Blossoming Lady Parts
It's official: There is no endorsement deal beneath the Kardashians. From diet pills to shady credit cards, that family is willing to put their names on just about anything for the right price.
But now Khloe Kardashian -- you may know her better as the childless one with the husband she actually lives with -- has really proven the point by boldly going where no Kardashian has gone before: young