Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lady Gaga’s Tour Demands Include Extra Long Straws, Tostitos + a Pink-Pubed Mannequin
Seems Lady Gaga has some divalicious demands to go along with her eccentric style of dress. In documents released in conjunction with her six-hour deposition against her former personal assistant, some of Gaga's stranger requests from her tour rider have now become public.
What follows is either Gaga…
What follows is either Gaga…
Karrueche Tran Pulls a Rihanna and Goes Topless to Talk About Chris Brown Love Triangle
Break up with Chris Brown, land on the cover of a magazine. If you ask us, Brown's former girlfriend Karrueche Tran came out of this whole thing way ahead.
In addition to being featured on Rolling Out (her first cover ever), the 24-year-old model told the publication how it affected her when Chr…
In addition to being featured on Rolling Out (her first cover ever), the 24-year-old model told the publication how it affected her when Chr…
Chris Brown Accused of Assaulting Frank Ocean Over a Parking Space. That Sounds About Righ…
Chris Brown's quest to convince us he's the music world's biggest jerk continues, this time by being investigated for assault against singer Frank Ocean. Over a parking space.
Come now, children. If you're going to play together, you'll have to learn how to share.
Come now, children. If you're going to play together, you'll have to learn how to share.
Justin Bieber Being Investigated For Assault With a Deadly Nerf Gun
Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is currently under investigation for gun control charges after brandishing his finest Nerf gun at a venue in Ottowa, Canada.
Hey, it's Canada. They take their styrofoam bullets very, very seriously.
Hey, it's Canada. They take their styrofoam bullets very, very seriously.
Prince Reinvents Himself Yet Again With His New Song ‘Screwdriver’ [VIDEO]
Forget everything you know about Prince for a moment. Forget that he once changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol, forget that we all had to refer to him as “The Artist Formerly Known As” or “The Artist” during that time, and forget that he's basically Jimi Hendrix reincarnated.
Basically, for…
Basically, for…
Kelly Osbourne Engaged to a Guy Who Isn’t Scared of Having Ozzy as a Father-in-Law
Looks like the Osbournes are about to add to the clan -- Kelly has reportedly been "secretly engaged" to her boyfriend of over a year, chef Matthew Mosshart, for several weeks now.
Adele Will Make Her Triumphant Return to the Stage to Perform ‘Skyfall’ at the Oscars
She's already made her first public appearance since giving birth to her mystery-named baby to snag a Best Original Song win at the Golden Globes (to the delight of many and the chagrin of one), and now Adele will sing at the Oscars in her first onstage performance since becoming a mom.
Conan O’Brien Reveals Kim Kardashian + Kanye West’s Fetus Is Currently On the Lam [VIDEO]
After finding out its parents were attentionwhore Kim Kardashian and self-possessed rapper Kanye West, the Kimye-created fetus was so distraught that it burst out of its amniotic prison and ran away to greener pastures -- placenta and all.
At least according to a twisted and hilarious hypothetical pr…
At least according to a twisted and hilarious hypothetical pr…
Prince Harry Addresses Displaying the Royal Jewels in Las Vegas
Things not to do when you're third in succession to the British royal throne: get drunk and naked in Vegas while near any sort of photographic equipment. Unfortunately for Prince Harry, he learned this the hard way last summer -- and is just now responding to the mini-scandal that ensued.
Kesha’s Presidential Platform: Whiskey + Gay Rights For All
While President Barack Obama was celebrating his second term at the official and impossible-to-crash Inaugural Ball (believe us, we tried), other celebs partied at peripheral events to ring in the Commander-in-Chief's next four years in office.
One such luminary? Kesha, who donned her patriotic best …
One such luminary? Kesha, who donned her patriotic best …
Clear Some Wall Space: First Oscar Promo Poster Featuring Seth MacFarlane Released [PHOTO]
The Oscars are fast approaching (because that's how time works) and ABC wants to remind you to watch the event, which will helpfully be held on "Oscar Sunday."
The day has thus been christened to help with pesky questions like, "Wait, when are the Oscars again?&quo…
The day has thus been christened to help with pesky questions like, "Wait, when are the Oscars again?&quo…
Taylor Swift’s Newest Breakup Song Unveiled on ‘Conan.’ Sort Of. [VIDEO]
Taylor Swift is embarrassed about the public mocking of the recent turmoil that is her love life, so here's a video parodying a possible breakup song from the ever-hilarious late night host Conan O'Brien.