Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Are Planning to Spend Millions on a ‘Commitment Ceremony’
Kanye West is allegedly in the planning stages of a commitment ceremony that'll take place before girlfriend/baby momma Kim Kardashian gives birth to their first child.
While West would like to marry Kim, she's inconveniently still technically married to Kris Humphries, so the couple has decided to exchange non-legally binding vows and rings instead.
Which, considering Kim's marital record, is a
Demi Lovato Takes Part In the Strangest Interview in the History of Ever [VIDEO]
Cartoon Network's Adult Swim is known for sometimes being too weird to function, but it's crossed some strange line that we didn't even think existed with its own live-action late night television offering 'The Eric Andre Show.'
The premise is simple: Invite a celebrity to appear (in this instance, Demi Lovato), don't warn them about anything the host is about to do, and let the hijinx begin.
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Nicki Minaj Is Concerned ‘American Idol’ Will Damage Her Precarious Street Cred
High up on the list of things that shouldn't concern Nicki Minaj: becoming “too famous.” Yet the singer is incredibly worried that her new role as judge on 'American Idol' could do just that, even though it opens her up to whole a new audience of exactly no one since 'Idol' watchers already know who she is.
Friends Say Kim Kardashian’s Not Pregnant – Just Germy and Fat
Don't you hate when everyone thinks you're pregnant but then it just turns out you have the flu? No? Well, you're clearly not Kim Kardashian.
Because why should Kate Middleton's tummy troubles get all the attention?
Katt Williams Owes More in Taxes Than You’ll Probably Ever Make
In addition to owing his fans apologies for beating and slapping them, the IRS says Katt Williams owes the government $4 million in unpaid taxes.
Which begs the question: Jesus, how much does this dude make?
Britney Spears + Chris Federline Story Was a Hoax From a Twisted Serial Lawsuit Filer
It's good to have a hobby, but we're not so sure if Jonathan Lee Riches' penchant for filing ridiculous fake lawsuits against celebrities and public figures is a productive one.
But amusing? Sometimes, since the latest one punked Radar Online and everyone -- including us -- who repeated it. (Mea culpa.)
Jennifer Lopez Can’t Prove She Was Blackmailed, Won’t Get $20 Million She Doesn’t Need
Looks like Jennifer Lopez won't be awarded $20 million she likely couldn't collect anyway after she sued her former chauffeur for blackmailing her -- because her suit was dismissed by a judge on Dec. 21.
Britney Spears Might Get Fired for Being Even More Boring Than the ‘X Factor’
It's been a rough few weeks for Britney Spears. She's the target of a ridiculous lawsuit, her mentee Carly Rose Sonenclar lost the 'X Factor' because LeAnn Rimes is a pathetic mess, and now she's being fired from her gig as a judge on the talent show.
Chris Federline Manages to Out-Trash Kevin, Claims He’s Britney Spears’ Baby Daddy [UPDATED]
Chris Federline, brother of super-spermed Kevin Federline, is making the news based on allegations that his former sister-in-law Britney Spears committed credit card fraud and that he's the father of her son Sean Preston.
What the what?
Today in Lindsay Lohan: She’s a Broke Thieving Saboteur + Boy Band Groupie
Lindsay Lohan's money troubles and obsession with the Wanted continued this weekend, as the actress snatched things from the band's tour bus and complained to the world about her finances.
Snooki Shares Her Bountiful Motherly Wisdom With William + Kate
A royal baby is on the way for Prince William and Kate Middleton, and who better to give them tips on pregnancy and childcare than 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki.
Trust her -- she's been a mom for four whole months to one baby who's still alive. Isn't that enough?
Kristen Stewart Likes to ‘Keep ‘Em Guessing’ About Robert Pattinson
Nothing like some evasive answers from Kristen Stewart about her possible reunited status with on-again, off-again boyfriend Robert Pattinson to keep people talking -- which could be why the sour-faced actress side-stepped questions and refused to give straight answers about their relationship during a recent 'Today Show' interview about the last film in the 'Twilight Saga'.