Cassandra Rose

Ladies and gentleman, remember this former VP of the United States? He once puzzled, "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

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Merriam-Webster defines the term "photobomb" as ... well, absolutely nothing, because photobomb has yet to be added to the dictionary. It's more one of those "you know it when you see it" sort of things.

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Swords don't kill people ... at least, not accidentally. This nerdy child actor once postulated, "I think there were a lot fewer random deaths with swords. I could be wrong. I have no idea."

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Once upon a time, this actress walked with dinosaurs. Real dinosaurs. Way back when, she said, "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."

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The always-sublime Pink earned herself more awesome points last weekend when, as she was performing at the Wells Fargo Center in Philly on March 17, she stopped mid-song to comfort a young fan.

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The battle between Charlie Sheen and his daughter's former school continues, with Sheen once again sounding off on Twitter in response to what he says is bullying in response to anti-bullying -- with the victims this time being his kids and ex-wife.

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This former pro basketball player's dreams of being a diplomat seem even more unlikely when you remember he once said, "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

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A tired, pale and raspy Lindsay Lohan finally showed up in an L.A. court room today, March 18, about 45 minutes late to her trial for lying to the police in that car accident case from 2011. (As previously reported, she missed multiple flights before finally hopping a private jet to make it to the hearing.)

The bottom line: She finally wised up and took a plea deal.

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Rapper Lil Wayne is going on day six of his time in the ICU at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A. after seizures rendered him unconscious last Wednesday, March 13.

Weezy's now on the road to recovery -- this following an overdose of sizzurp that resulted in him reportedly having his stomach pumped three times, after which TMZ practically threw dirt on his body despite assurances from his friends that he was alive and well, thanks.

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We've gotta start going to church with this guy. As he explained, "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... A pulsating force of incredible energy."

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We've called Kim Kardashian many things, but "art" is not one of them. (That would make Leonardo DaVinci and the rest of the Ninja Turtles roll over in their graves.)

But tongue-in-cheek street art? That, we'll take.

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