Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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That Creepy Guy Won the ‘Meet Taylor Swift’ Contest – So the Radio Station Canceled It
A radio station in Boston recently held a contest wherein the winner would get to meet Taylor Swift, but when a 39-year-old man won after a friend enlisted the help of the internet, the station pulled the plug. Maybe because the dude had expressed great interest in smelling T-Swizzle's hair.
Amanda Bynes Placed on Psychiatric Hold After Starting a Fire in Someone’s Driveway
Well, you had to see it coming. Actress and professional media magnet Amanda Bynes has finally been placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold. And all it took was starting a fire in a stranger's driveway.
New ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Trailer Features That Jennifer Lawrence + Liam Hemsworth Scene You Were Waiting For [VIDEO]
If Peeta and Katniss (given the hilarious mashup name Peeniss by fans) are your thing, there will be plenty of angst in the upcoming 'Hunger Games: Catching Fire' film. But since there will also be a lip lock between Katniss and Gale (aka Kale), that should make the other half of the fandom happy.
If you're in that latter group, the brand new theatrical trailer has some Jennifer Lawrence on Liam H
Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Drake + Chris Brown Won’t Have to Pay for Ruining a Nightclub’s Reputation
Even though their inane fight over who got to date Rihanna injured multiple people and caused an untold amount of damage, a judge let Drake and Chris Brown off the hook because boys will be boys.
Kind of.
That Time Kelly + Ozzy Osbourne Got Manicures Together [PHOTOS]
Newly engaged 'Fashion Police' co-host Kelly Osbourne found a rather unique way to show off her engagement ring this weekend: She and her dad Ozzy Osbourne got manis and she posted the photos online.
Yes, the lead singer of Black Sabbath got a manicure with his daughter. What's it to ya?
Beyonce + Robert Pattinson Dispel All Rumors of Beef [PHOTO]
Robert Pattinson was the brunt of a tabloid joke earlier in the month (read: fake story), with In Touch reporting that he tried to see Beyonce at a meet-and-greet on July 1, only to be denied at the door because he didn't have the right credentials.
But it didn't take long for that rumor to go down in flames -- and there's even photographic evidence.
Rick Harrison from ‘Pawn Stars’ Got Married + ‘Counting Cars’ Star Danny Koker Officiated
In a ceremony made in reality television heaven, 47-year-old Rick Harrison from the series 'Pawn Stars' married his girlfriend DeAnna Burditt -- and surprisingly, it wasn't just a special for the History Channel.
Lady Gaga Goes Nude for V Magazine to Prep for ARTPOP [VIDEO, NSFW PHOTO]
Lady Gaga is no stranger to being unclothed, but this shot of the pop star au natural in minimal makeup and tousled hair isn't usually how we see her in the buff.
For example, why isn't she simultaneously swimming in a bathtub full of cereal? Why is nothing on fire?
Pink Responds to That Secret Recording of Kanye West Ranting About Her
Yesterday we shared some audio of Kanye West ranting after the 2009 VMAs. In the recording, he attempted to explain why Beyonce should have won best video over Taylor Swift (hint: because of him), and then he took inexplicable aim at Pink.
Who doesn't seem all that concerned about it. Because she's classy that way.
Eva Longoria Denies George Clooney Hit on Her While He Was Still Dating Stacy Keibler
Yesterday a rumor started circling the interwebs alleging that George Clooney was trying to get with Eva Longoria even before he split from now ex-girlfriend Stacy Keibler.
The story is a celeb-watcher's dream, but alas, it's untrue. At least according to Longoria herself.
Lindsey Vonn Still Doesn’t Regret Hooking Up With Tiger Woods
The newest issue of Vogue features an interview with Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn -- who, as you can see above, is super busy putting on evening gowns and skiing down imaginary mountains that are really coffee tables. (Man, this heat wave is affecting everyone.)
Oh, and she also talked about her relationship with still semi-disgraced golfer Tiger Woods.