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It’s Tuesday, So Leonardo Dicaprio Has a New Supermodel Girlfriend [PHOTOS]
Leonardo Dicaprio switches out Victoria's Secret models the way most of us lowly peasants switch out socks. (You guys do that once every few weeks, right?)
Well, it's about that time, so he's now hooked up with German bombshell Toni Garrn.
Jennifer Lawrence Has an Utterly Insane Stalker Who Thinks He’s the Second Coming of Jesus
A 23-year-old Canadian man (and complete creeper) has been apprehended in Jennifer Lawrence's hometown of Louisville, Ky. after harassing her family in an attempt to meet her.
Amanda Bynes Was Not Groped by the NYPD, Says the NYPD
At this point, Amanda Bynes' life is like one of those old, wooden roller coasters you don't want to stand up on for fear of being decapitated. She's rapping, she's been groped, she's wig-shopping. In short, she's a super busy girl.
Now the NYPD is trying to make her a life a little simpler by scuttling one of the many lawsuits she's threatening to file -- because according to them, she wasn't sex
Justin Bieber Still Drives Like a Jerk
Police are once again investigating Justin Bieber for alleged incidents of reckless driving in his gated community, even though it's a proven fact that's how serious artists drive. (Ask Billy Joel.)
Robert Pattinson + Katy Perry Spied Together at a Wedding Rehearsal … For People They Don’t Know
Now that Robsten has broken up, each respective member is handling it in their own way. And while Kristen Stewart is possibly having her life force slowly drained by Taylor Swift, Robert Pattinson is hanging out with good friend Katy Perry -- and stealing all the thunder from the wedding of a random couple.
Amanda Bynes Punted from a Plane After Trying to Sub Out a Google Vanity Search for Actual ID
Professional hot mess Amanda Bynes was denied access to a private jet over the weekend after trying to use a Google vanity search in lieu of government-issued ID.
So Janet Jackson Is a Billionaire Now
This year Janet Jackson finally joined the billionaires club -- and if you think it's only because her new husband, retail mogul Wissam Al Mana, is stupid rich, think again.
Janet earned her own billion thanks to a string of successful albums, tours, and the occasional (cringe-worthy) acting role.
Two Tabloid Photographers Claim Amanda Bynes Is Doing Drugs + Has Dirty Hobbit Feet
Amanda Bynes has been relatively silent lately, signaling the inevitable meltdown that was to come. And (ta-dah!) it's here -- in the form of a new report that Amanda is drugging it up, shirking personal hygiene and blacking out her windows.
Rihanna + Miley Cyrus Want to Make Out
In a recent string of interviews, Miley Cyrus and Rihanna have acknowledged they'd enjoy sucking face with one another, an event that could generate enough collective wolf whistles to be heard from space.
Seth MacFarlane Won’t Be Returning to Sing Songs About Boobs at the Oscars
'Family Guy' fans have nothing to go all giggety about today, as Seth Macfarlane announced on Twitter that he wouldn't be returning to host the 2014 Oscars.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Kanye West Rants He’s the ‘Worst Kind Of Celebrity’ + Very Serious About It [NSFW VIDEO]
Kanye West has things to say. And because he's a tortured artist, he can't do it in a press release or interview. He won't be restrained by the man.
So instead, he yells auto-tuned things to his audiences between songs at concerts.
Crazed Taylor Swift Fan Arrested for Swimming to Her Swanky New Beach House
An overzealous Taylor Swift fan was arrested in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday, May 15, after swimming up to her new digs in Rhode Island.