Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ryan Anderson
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Ponder Yet Another Krazy Baby Name: Khrist
From the moment news broke that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye West's baby, it was clear that they were destined to take up the mantle of "most ridiculous baby name." (Watch your back, Paltrow.)
Now a "close friend" of Kim's says, “Kayne likes the name Khrist.” For realzies.
Hugh Hefner Can’t Remember How Many Women He’s Banged. Like a Boss.
If you didn't know better, Hugh Hefner would just be your average geriatric in a nightclub, wearing a captain's hat and falling asleep surrounded by 30 beautiful women. But he isn't. He's Hugh effing Hefner, people, and he's unsurprisingly taken so many women back to Gollum's lair his bedroom that he's lost track.
A Bunch of Taylor Swift’s Glittery Fan Mail Was Found Unopened in a Dumpster
Among the things one could find inside an elementary school dumpster, hundreds of letters addressed to Taylor Swift aren't usually on the list. But that's what one Nashville woman discovered mixed in with the discarded juice boxes and uneaten tater tots over the weekend.
Selena Gomez Loves Hooter’s and Takes Life Advice from Katy Perry + Taylor Swift
Selena Gomez is on the April cover of Harper's Bazaar, and while ex-flame Justin Bieber is passing out and filing insurance claims and attacking paparazzi, the former Disney starlet seems to have moved on nicely.