Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Someone Made Mayonnaise Pea Pizza and Can You Hold Our Hair Back, Please?
You mayo or mayo not believe this, so peas let us explain, first.
Goofy Bride Dressed As T. Rex Stuns Very Amused Groom
Their love isn't extinct.
Enraged Penn State Fan Attacks Christmas Tree During Rose Bowl Loss
Not all Penn State fans handled the loss to USC well.
Teen Caught Smoking Pot Avoids Arrest By Doing Push-Ups
It's the arms, not the wrists, that the cops wanted to work out.
Have You Finished Your Christmas Shopping? [POLL]
The clock is ticking.
Dog in Dress Walking on 2 Legs Is Adorable and Eerie All at Once
Our four-legged friends can do just fine with two.
Little Boy Is Waaaay Too Excited to Get Toilet Paper for Christmas
When it comes to the perfect Christmas gift, don't overthink it.
What Were the Most Popular Dog Names in 2016?
Prepare to bow wow wow down to the most popular names people gave their pooched this year.
Christmas Caroling in a Helicopter? Why the Heck Not
Talk about hitting the high notes.
Nordstrom Is Selling $85 Rocks In Case You Have Money to Waste
Nordstrom Rack has given way to Nordstrom rock.
How Many Times a Week Do You Do Laundry? [POLL]
Laundry. In terms of word power, this is up there on the scale of things we dread hearing, along with "moving," "dentist" and "colonoscopy."
Agile Woman Deftly Escapes Onto Car Roof During Flood
A flood may have taken this woman's car, but there's no way it was going to take her.