Patrick Bateman
Google Augmented Reality Glasses Will Kill Us All
Hot off their April Fools Joke about Google 8-Bit for Nintendo comes the media giant’s announcement they’re in the process of testing augmented reality glasses that make you feel like Iron Man or the Terminator and look like Levar Burton’s character in Star Trek .
These Picnic Pants Are Perfect For Blocking Crotch Shots
Function meets fashion with these “Pic Nic Pants” from Italian design firm Acquacalda.
‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman Poses Naked To Pay Rent
Back when Nadya Suleman gave birth to 8 kids at once, she received offers to pose naked and to do porn. At the time, she declined, but now that she’s days away from being homeless, she decided to bear all for European magazine “Closer“.
Kentucky Wildcats Fan Offers Wife For Final Four Tickets
The joke goes, “take my wife… PLEASE” but this Craigslist posting from a die-hard Kentucky Wildcats fan who describes himself as a pimp is no joke.
Tenacious D Is Back… To Be The Best
Many thought Tenacious D faded away like dust in the wind after their commercially mediocre movie “The Pick of Destiny” received mixed reviews from critics despite the band’s fans loving every minute of it. After five or so years out of the spotlight, the dynamic duo has returned.
74 Totally Awesome ‘Draw Something’ Drawings
A while back, Words with Friends took the app store by storm. Now, it seems the Pictionary-inspired “Draw Something” has captured the creativity of aspiring artists and casual gamers.
Zimbabwe Has Female ‘Sperm Hunters’ That Rape Men
Male hitchhikers in Zimbabwe are refusing to get into cars driven by women for fear of being raped.
Shockey Snitched For A Free Sean Payton T-Shirt
ESPN’s “First Take” analyst Skip Bayless was all smiles after his #FreeTebow campaign lead to the Broncos trading Tim Tebow to the Jets. But, there’s a new movement to free another major NFL member – Saints coach Sean Payton.
Irina Shayk and Jennifer Lawrence Make Us Hunger For Their Games
The NY premiere of ‘Hunger Games’ went down today (3/20) at the SVA Theatre.
Mitt Romney Covers Eminem’s ‘The Real Slim Shady’
We’re not really political types but you have to give it up to Hugh Atkin for his amazing parody of Eminem’s “The Real Slim Shady” that features Mitt Romney doing his best Marshall Mathers impression.
Salon Vajazzles Wrong Name on Wife’s Hoo-Ha
For those of us who don’t watch ‘The View’ (all of us) or have a girlfriend that considers ‘Cosmo’ the Bible (dodged that bullet), vajazzling is the act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman’s bikini area for aesthetic purposes that was made popular by British TV show ‘The Only Way Is Essex‘.
All Sofia Vergara Wanted Was "Amazing Sex"
Modern Family’s hot mama Sofia Vergara graces the cover of Esquire’s April 2012 Sex Issue. In it, she talks about what American men can do to learn the ways of the Latin woman.