Bristol’s Top Five Worst Emails Received Today
We all get some crazy emails in our email inbox... Especially if you've had a specific email account for any length of time... Spam is frustrating to some, but to me, it's a source of endless amusement!
The sad thing is that I know what a Lint Lizard is. It's this nifty contraption that cleans the lint out of your dryer and prevents household fires. See, I'm pathetic. I wonder how many they'll sell today?
Sweet! I don't have a penis! And my husband doesn't need it thank you very much!
Well, isn't that cool!?! I could take an unproven drug like HCG and lose like never before! I could also drink battery acid.
Now, I realize I'm no Spring chicken, but I hardly think I qualify for AARP.
I've gotta wonder what said Christian singles would say about hooking up with a married woman?!?! BTW, we're celebrating our fifth wedding anniversary in March... I guess I should start shopping instead of writing this:)