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Bristol’s Top Five Worst Emails Received Today

We all get some crazy emails in our email inbox… Especially if you've had a specific email account for any length of time… Spam is frustrating to some, but to me, it's a source of endless amusement!


Unsolicited Email They Sent Me
Unsolicited Email They Sent Me
 

The sad thing is that I know what a Lint Lizard is. It's this nifty contraption that cleans the lint out of your dryer and prevents household fires. See, I'm pathetic. I wonder how many they'll sell today?

 
More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me
More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me
 

Sweet! I don't have a penis! And my husband doesn't need it thank you very much!

 
More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me
More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me
 

Well, isn't that cool!?! I could take an unproven drug like HCG and lose like never before! I could also drink battery acid.

 
More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me
More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me
 

Now, I realize I'm no Spring chicken, but I hardly think I qualify for AARP.

 
Even More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me
Even More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me
 

I've gotta wonder what said Christian singles would say about hooking up with a married woman?!?! BTW, we're celebrating our fifth wedding anniversary in March... I guess I should start shopping instead of writing this:)

 

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