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Amanda Bynes Punted from a Plane After Trying to Sub Out a Google Vanity Search for Actual ID

Ryan Anderson — Thu, 23 May 2013 18:15:38 +0000

Professional hot mess Amanda Bynes was denied access to a private jet over the weekend after trying to use a Google vanity search in lieu of government-issued ID. TMZ reports that Manders was attempting to board a flight out of Teterboro Airport in New Jersey when the ruckus started. The pilot made his rounds to check [...]

Justin Bieber to Party Guests: 'I'll Sue'

Kat Lee — Wed, 22 May 2013 19:00:54 +0000

Ain’t no party like Justin Bieber party ’cause a Justin Bieber party has non-disclosure agreements! Yes, you read that correctly. If you’re planning to party with The Biebs then you better lawyer up because Justin and his legal team are not messing around. So here’s the deal, if you are lucky enough to attend a [...]

Woman's Ridiculous Reason for Not Having a Job — 'I'm Too Attractive'

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 21 May 2013 17:30:33 +0000

If you think you’re just too darned pretty to work, then you should either apply to be on the ‘Real Housewives’ franchise or do what one woman in Britain does. Nothing. Laura Fernee hasn’t had a job for two years because she claims her good looks are too distracting, which still puts her several years [...]

Crazed Taylor Swift Fan Arrested for Swimming to Her Swanky New Beach House

Ryan Anderson — Wed, 15 May 2013 20:00:41 +0000

An overzealous Taylor Swift fan was arrested in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday, May 15, after swimming up to her new digs in Rhode Island. The unnamed dude, a 22-year-old Chicago native, made the long, cold journey to Swift’s home, but was scared away by her security team and decided to turn [...]

Farrah Abraham Still Isn't Quite Sure How Babies Are Made

Jessica Sager — Mon, 13 May 2013 15:45:48 +0000

Farrah Abraham became famous for being a ‘Teen Mom,’ then infamous for becoming a ‘Back Door Teen Mom.’ And now she’s apparently afraid of becoming a ‘Single Porn Star Mom.’ TMZ cameras “caught” Abraham at a drug store in full makeup, a dress and heels buying an EPT home pregnancy test in a not-at-all staged [...]

Man Gets Arrested for Drinking Arizona Iced Tea [NSFW VIDEO]

Danny Fox — Sat, 04 May 2013 02:04:05 +0000

A video showing a man being handcuffed and arrested for drinking an Arizona Iced Tea has left many people scratching their heads today. The man in the video is seen drinking a can of what looks like iced tea and is hanging out in the parking lot of the ABC Liquor Store in Fayetteville, North Carolina. Another man [...]

Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos Cause High School Lockdown

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 01 May 2013 15:11:12 +0000

If you spend a lot of time with high school students you should be pretty well acquainted with Taco Bell. Which is why it’s surprising that the delicious fast food was able to cause so much confusion at Del Campo High School in Sacramento, California. Turns out somebody had left a big bag of Doritos Locos [...]

No One Seems to Want Socks Designed by Rob Kardashian

Ryan Anderson — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:30:25 +0000

Rob Kardashian, the one Kardashian people aren’t clamoring to keep up with, designed a pricey line of socks that’s reportedly selling so poorly, it may be pulled from shelves. Radar Online reports that Arthur George by Robert Kardashian — the only sock that combines the names of two of your uncles at once — isn’t [...]

You See a Cow EVERY DAY!!! Take the Challenge!

Bristol — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:59:09 +0000

I’m going to be bringing this up on my next show but I wanted to post it today so I could prove it!!! Starting the clock NOW! You WILL see a cow at least once a day… GUARANTEED! I’ve tried this several times in the past and it always works! You’ll spy Elsie on your [...]

11 Perfectly-Timed Animal Photos

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:40:34 +0000

Achieving a perfectly-timed picture is tricky stuff, because it doesn’t usually happen on purpose. But when these photos are done right, the result is Web G-O-L-D. We already know animals partake in entertaining shenanigans, but capturing it at the right moment doesn’t usually happen. Well guess what– we’ve found those select few pictures that were [...]

Stifler's Crazy Lunch Idea — Stuffing a Burrito Inside a Taco

Stifler — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:15:18 +0000

So just about everyday after work for the past six years or so, I make a run for the border and grab two bean burritos. They know me by name at my local taco shop. They usually have my order ready when I show up.

But the other day I threw them and my taste buds a curve ball. My wild idea? What would happen if I took a bean burrito and put it inside a Locos Taco Shell.

Kid Steals Car to Avoid Church

Kyle Dowling — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 20:30:48 +0000

And here we thought falling asleep in church was bad. Most of us have visited God’s house at least once in our lives, and we could most likely unanimously agree it was utterly boring and even somewhat terrifying. Unfortunately, we didn’t have the gall to do anything about our aforementioned boredom the way this kid did. [...]

Beyonce Bans Photographers From Her World Tour

Kat Lee — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:00:48 +0000

We all know Beyonce has a rather, shall we say, contentious relationship with photographers.

Her publicist famously asked news outlets and photo agencys to remove all unflattering photos of Queen B, so it should come as no surprise to us that Bey has banned any professional photographers from snapping photos at The Mrs. Carter Show tour.

Zooey Deschanel Mistakenly Named a Boston Bombing Suspect

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:46:20 +0000

It's hard to imagine 'New Girl' star Zooey Deschanel as anything besides a wide-eyed, manic-pixie dream girl who just wants to spread good vibes and quirkiness.

Which is why folks in Dallas must've been a bit confused on Friday when the local Fox affiliate fingered Deschanel as a suspect in last week's tragic Boston Marathon bombing. "He is 19 year old Zoey Deschanel," read the caption, which was meant to refer to the now captured Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev.

Class Act Farrah Abraham Brought Her Daughter + Her Dad to Negotiate Her Sex Tape Deal [VIDEOS]

Jessica Sager — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:30:36 +0000

Common knowledge says that most sex tape starlets have poor relationships with their fathers.

Farrah Abraham wants to kick that stereotype, so she brought her dad Michael and her daughter Sophia to negotiate her sex tape deal, thus making her eligible for both the Daughter and Mother of the Year titles.

Kanye West Flies in From Paris for Kim Kardashian's Doctor's Appointments

Amy Sciarretto — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:00:51 +0000

Kanye West believes he is firmly supporting baby mama Kim Kardashian by flying in from Paris, where he is working on his new album and fashion line, in order to attend her doctor's appointments. Nothing like flying in to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars to prove your commitment and dedication, as opposed to say, being there all day, every day, like a normal father-to-be.

Psy's 'Gentleman' Video Banned in Korea… Because He Kicked an Orange Cone

Amy Sciarretto — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:00:12 +0000

Orange parking cones, man. They’ll get ya every time, even if you’re a superstar like Psy. The Korean sensation followed up his bazillion-times-viewed video for ‘Gangnam Style’ with the new clip for ‘Gentleman,’ which is now banned in Korea by the state-funded Korean Broadcasting System since it depicts the singer kicking a parking cone. WTF? What’s [...]

Cat And Vacuum Cleaner … I Never Would Have Guessed This Love Affair

Stifler — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:45:14 +0000

Cats in my experience are TERRIFIED of vacuum cleaners. Turn one on and the cat runs for the hills. This cat seems a bit different. Okay a whole lot different. The cat loves the vacuum cleaner for Pete's sake!

Russian MMA Fights Are a Bit Different — Multi-Layer 2v2 Matches

Stifler — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:31:43 +0000

Oh those Russians, always out to one up America! Looks like they did it again. If you’ve watched MMA fighting, you know that it’s two guys in a ring beating each other up. In Russia, it’s two teams of two guys fighting on a elaborate set. Crazy stuff. Check it out. [button href="http://www.k945.com/russian-gym-class-seems-to-be-a-bit-different-than-americas/" title="NEXT: Russian [...]

Anne Frank Museum Officials Defend Justin Bieber, Call His Guestbook Note 'Quite Innocent'

Jessica Sager — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:53:50 +0000

Remember how Justin Bieber left an insipid note in the guestbook of the Anne Frank Museum that pretty much broke the internet and pissed off a lot of people?

Turns out the museum staff didn't see what the big deal was about Biebs wishing that his name were scrawled in Anne Frank's diary.