Comedy Central’s next Roast victim is Charlie Sheen. The Roast will be taped on September 10 and will air the same night as Ashton Kutchers Two and a Half Men premier, September 19th. Sheen release a statement saying “You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this Roast for a while … It’s time to light it up. It’s going to be epic.” And a rep for Comedy Central says “Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this Roast… which scares even us.”