Converting Carbon Dioxide Into Ethanol!

I don't have a lab coat or safety googles, but I love science.  It's like magic for smart people!  So just imagine how excited I was to learn this formula is possible.  Corn > Ethanol > Fuel for our Vehicles > Nasty Exhaust > Ethanol!

Pictured Above - My plan for a better earth

No matter what side of the global warming fence you are on, we can all agree that more pollution = bad.  So less pollution = good, right?  It only stands to reason that less pollution + 63 percent yield recovery of the ethanol = a great thing.  Also, we could make adult beverages from the recovered ethanol.  Ergo (that's my sciency talk), we can drink away the pollution as Carbon dioxide takes up 65 percent of global greenhouse gas emissions, mainly coming from vehicles and factories.

So the next time you've got a cocktail in your hand, you could be saving the world!  SCIENCE!!!!  Get all of the specific sciency details here.