I know, I know, we've all been there...a night out at a bar, you get in a fight, and the cops drag you out kicking and screaming, then you crap yourself in the back of a squad car.

That's what happened to actor Jason London, known for his role in the '90s classic "Dazed & Confused" and little else since then.

Police in Scottsdale, AZ say the fight started when London allegedly sneezed on a fellow patron and refused to apologize, instead punching the man in the face. The two men were escorted from the bar, but the Arizona Republic reports that London was extremely intoxicated and was belligerent with firefighters who were trying to treat him.

After being placed in a police car, TMZ says the actor began shouting homophobic slurs at the cops, and then, um, soiled himself.

London took to his Twitter account to deny the reports, saying, "I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes." He later finished with "I hate Arizona."

I'm guessing Arizona's not too crazy about you either, Jason.