Erin McCarty’s Favorite Aggie Jokes!
The LSU Tigers play the Texas A&M Aggies this Saturday in College Station. Of course, I’m an LSU Grad, so I will be pulling for the Tigers. Thought I might share some of the best Aggie jokes I could find.
By the way, if LSU loses this Saturday, I will substitute LSU for Aggies in these jokes and you can hear it on KVKI!!
What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Why don’t Aggies eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
How can you tell an Aggie is on location at a drilling rig?
He’s the one throwing bread to the helicopters.
How do you sink a submarine which is manned by Aggies?
Have a diver knock on the hatch.
Then there the Aggie that was hunting in the woods. He happened upon this beautiful woman laying naked in the grass. He asked her, “Are you game?” The woman said “yes.”
So he shot her.
Why don’t Aggies eat M&M’s?
They’re too hard to peel.
What do Aggies think Cheerios are?
Did you hear about the Aggie that broke his leg raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
Why did the Aggie keep a coat hanger in his back seat?
In case he locks the keys in his car.
An Aggie ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
Did you hear about the Aggie who got locked out of his car?
He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out.
How do you recognize an Aggie in a department store?
He’s the one trying to slam the revolving door.
What about the Aggie whose wife gave birth to twins?
He wanted to know who the other man was…
Why can’t Aggies field an ice-hockey team?
Everyone drowns in spring training.
Why can’t Aggie farmers raise chickens?
They plant the eggs too deep.
Did you hear about the Aggie who was asked by his professor what would happen if we didn’t have electricity?
He said we would probably be watching TV by candlelight.
Did you hear that Detroit was going to start putting the dimmer switch back on the floor in its new cars?
The Aggies kept getting their foot caught in the steering wheel.