Five Dumbest Halloween Costumes This Year [LIST]

Halloween is here baby! If you're like me and you're waiting until the last minute to find your costume, avoid these at all cost!

According to the Huffington Post and io9, these are some the strangest costumes this year AKA these costumes won't win you the $1500 grand prize at Phoenix Underground!

1. SEXY PIZZA RAT.

This is why the internet is horrible. SA short time ago, a rat was recorded trying to take a slice of pizza. The little guy just wanted a bite to eat. Or he was bringing it to his crime fighting turtles that live in the sewer. Bottom line is, there was nothing sexy about it, and this costume is flat-out ridiculous. See the costume by clicking HERE.

2. POOP EMOJI MASK.

Why on earth would anybody spend more that three cents on this costume? If you want to immediately decrease your chances of getting lucky on Halloween night to 0%, this costume is for you. See it by clicking HERE.

3. SEXUALLY SUGGESTING ITALIAN WAITER.

This one makes me wanna puke. No girls sees an Italian Waiter holding a large, suggesting sausage on Halloween night and thinks that it's cool. Guys, if you buy this, you will be going home alone with your sausage. Check it out by clicking HERE.

4. SEXY DONALD TRUMP.

I wish I could take this costume and build a giant wall around it. No matter who wears this costume, it won't be sexy. Jennifer Lopez would look hideous in this. If you want to look like an idiot on Halloween night, waste $80 on this. See the costume by clicking HERE.

5. "P" MAGNET.

This could be the douchiest costume of the year. If I see anyone wearing this while I'm DJing at Phoenix Underground, I will literally stop the music, calmly walk down the stairs, and slap the living crap out of you. The good news is, it's on sale right now! So you can look like a buffoon for just $22! See this ridiculous costume by clicking HERE.

[Huffington Post, io9]