What’s the Worst Breakup Excuse Ever? Twitter Chimes in With Hilarious Breakup Tweets
Breaking up is hard to do — especially when the break-up excuse is generic (‘It’s not you, it’s me’), embarrassing (‘Your nails are too long’) or just plan weird (‘my pet died and I need some time to myself’).
Here are some of the funniest #WorstBreakUpExcuse tweets.
The Snowden Excuse
#WorstBreakUpExcuse “I just leaked a bunch of NSA files and I need to leave the country.”
— Mitch Jackson (@Mitch_Jackson_) July 15, 2013
The ‘You Can’t Twerk’ Excuse
A Great Way to Translate Terrible Breakup Excuses
— Damn Its TRUE! (@damnitstrue) July 15, 2013
The Blunt ‘You’re Ugly’ Excuse
— Common Ugly Girl (@UgIyGirI) July 15, 2013