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Surely you've heard of Brock Turner Young Man convicted of sexual assault and served 3 hard months in prison. If you don't remember the story, it's the guy who admitted to raping someone but blamed the victim's alcohol consumption for the whole thing. But instead of Justice being served, the judge made a pretty sweet deal for mr. Turner because he believed that this one mistake shouldn't haunt him for the rest of his days and ruin his college experience.

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse,  now it seems that Brock is on the precipice of making money off of the whole ordeal. That's right, pretty soon Mr Turner could be making money on his speaking tour, talking about drinking and promiscuity. If you think your mad now, read the rest of the story right here!