Idiot Cuts a Watermelon Sitting on a Glass Table With a Huge Samurai Sword [VIDEO]

Some people are just goofy. This guy certainly fits that description.

Somehow he thought it would be a good idea to gut a watermelon Fruit Ninja style with a gigantic samurai sword. Granted, that's not a horrible idea.

The bad idea comes from what he chose to rest the soon-to-be sliced watermelon. With all types of options, this guy chooses the big glass patio table.

You know exactly what's going to happen next.

Maybe the jokes on us and he secretly hated the table but didn't want to tell his wife.

Who are we kidding, he doesn't have a wife.