If you've been hearing rumors that the popular Netflix series "Orange Is the New Black" has been canceled, pay no attention!

Turns out that a satirical site known as Empire News reported that the show was canceled, "in a bizarre turn of events."

And if you go all the way to the bottom of the page, you'll find a fake quote from Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, which reads, "A woman's place is in the home, in the kitchen, taking care of children. A woman in jail? How does anyone watch this show in the first place? It's like we took everything bad about OZ, and make this show with the leftovers."

But fear not, for Netflix has renewed the show for a third season.

Ha, ha, I guess...