Jack And The Bean Stalk Get’s The Movie Treatment [Video]
Another day, another fairy tail reboot. The official name of the movie is ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ … this looks nothing like the only kid story I actually remember (I only remember it because it’s AWESOME!)
Refresher: Mom sends son to town to sell the cow. Son is gullible and trades cow for magic beans. Mom flips out for son being a gullible kid throws away said beans as punishment. Beans grow into outter space where a rich giant lives. Fee-fie-foe-fum. Kid steals giants stuff. Cuts down vine, killing said giant.
Moral of the story?
Mom should have went to market with the cow, because it drove her son to a life of crime.
Here’s the trailer.