Noooo!!! Who would have ever thought it?!??! You mean part of Kim's life is scripted for TV? After listening to Kellie on Kidd Kraddick dish about this this morning, I decided to do some digging and it turns out Kris has been spilling his guts. Word is, he want to proposed to Kim in Minnesota. That was squashed. Then, he wanted to propose on a beach, but Kim nixed the idea because how can you film that from all angles?. Plus, if it's sunset, the lighting would suck. Anyway, public proposals were out because how could  you film it? Too many people and such. So he got the option of her room... during the day, since the lighting was better, of course. Radar Online has the full scoop!

"Kim told Kris how, where and when to propose, it was absolutely no surprise to her whatsoever", a source close to the situation tells exclusively.

"First of all, Kris proposed in the middle of the day, and he had to do that because it would create better lighting to capture the moment. Kim looked so surprised but she knew it was happening," the source says. "She was in full hair and make-up, as she always is on the show. Kris wanted it to be very intimate and romantic, but all of his ideas were shot down by production officials and Kim.

"Kim told him the paparazzi would ruin the special moment if it were to take place in a public setting, like the beach, which he had also considered. How romantic could it be with three camera crews?"

No offense, Kim... I mean, I  know you live a fairy tale life and all, but I don't want to live like that. If my man wants to jump on the bar at What's on Tap? and propose with Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue on the juke box because he's feeling it, I want him to. And that's exactly what he did. And that's why we'll be celebrating our fifth year of marriage this March. Just saying...