AMC’s hit drama “Mad Men” returns for a fifth season with a two-hour premiere on Sunday, March 25th. Originally, we planned to celebrate like most men: admiring Christina Hendricks‘ assets then Googling “Christina Hendricks pictures” during commercial breaks. Now we can add a drinking game and choose your own adventure to that list.

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Our friends at BroBible love drinking, beautiful women and watching “Mad Men” as much as we do. Since those three go together like a fine cigar, aged scotch, and a slick hairdo, they’ve crafted a drinking game based around the exploits of Don Draper and company.

A word of warning: playing the game could leave you wasted well before the second commercial break. We’ve listed the most interesting / humorous rules below.

1 drink any time:

A bar cart is within camera

Joan is an overbearing mother to a younger woman

Pete acts like a woman

2 drinks any time:

A carb-heavy meal is washed down with a quart of milk

You notice Don’s new fiancée’s teeth

When you wonder why Trudy is with Pete (ed. note – that could get ugly quick)

3 drinks any time:

A child is shown tough love

A man cries

Finish your drink if:

Betty smiles

For the full list of rules, head to BroBible.

Now, if you want a little more control over your fate (and you love 8-bit video games), you should play The Fine Bros 8-bit Choose Your Own Adventure video game below:

[Via Uproxx]

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