Because she's so edgy and "urban" (her words, not ours), Miley Cyrus wanted to go to a "tranny bar." And she asked press about it, because that's not thirsty or anything.

It's not thirsty because it's parched.

While doing press in Germany, Cyrus asked some reporters and paparazzi, "Are there any good bars for trannies?"

Then, just in case her German hosts didn't quite understand, the toothy former 'Hannah Montana' star added, "Trannies, you know -- guys as girls?"

We do, Cyrus. Those bars are called drag bars. And they're filled with drag queens who can teach you how to blend your powder better.

In the meantime, please instead find an arena and take all of the seats.