With the 30th Annual Mudbug Madness festival fast approaching, I thought I'd take the opportunity to share a few crawfish fails. It's not hard, you pinch the tail and suck the head. Easy right? Then why do so many people try to make it complicated? Oh yeah, don't wipe your eyes until after you're done eating and have washed your hands. Trust me on this.

Heaven help the people who take vertical iPhone videos! Oy!

Watch out for offensive language in this one!