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Octomom Nadya Suleman’s Porn Movie Involves SpaghettiO’s

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There’s something strangely admirable about the fact that Octomom Nadya Suleman has resorted to doing porn to feed her brood of 14. It’s also ironic that Suleman conceived her kids via in vitro fertilization, as opposed to the old-fashioned way, and now she is banging out to support them. That said, the new “starlet” arrived on set last week and was apparently a consummate professional.

The Huffington Post reports that she was nervous, but after she spoke with an adult film veteran, she was more comfortable with the location and crew. Sort of like Julianne Moore’s Amber Waves being the somewhat motherly (and aging) porn queen in ‘Boogie Nights.’

“My first shoot was amazing,” Octomom said. “Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me. I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I’m very excited for it to come out!” To “come” out, she said. She is just setting us up and we refuse to take the bait.

We, sadly, aren’t exactly sharing her excitement. The vid, directed by Jenna Jameson’s ex-husband Brad Armstrong, is slated for a mid-June release via a major online adult entertainment company.

Octomom also reportedly posed for photographs, seated at the head of a table, covered in SpaghettiO’s. “For the pictures, we had her topless with a thick sparkly red choker with a big red heart in front and red and white polka dot panties … like 1950s style,” an insider tells said. “SpaghettiO’s were all over her body and she’s even throwing the SpaghettiO’s toward the camera. The label on the can was changed from SpaghettiO’s to say ‘Saucy Octos.’” Who doesn’t think of a half-naked mother of 14 children drenched in SpaghettiO’s when they think of the 1950′s?!? It’s like a modern day ‘Leave it to Beaver’ episode come to life.

The photo above is a personal photo from the porn shoot that Suleman shared with the public. The can of SpaghettiO’s is there for imaginative purposes. We can’t be responsible for the images both conjure in your mind.

The mother of 14 plans to use her hard-earned porno salary to buy a new, safe home for the kids, since she was renting and the owner of that abode was forced into foreclosure because she didn’t pay up. We don’t begrudge Suleman for doing what she has to do to make ends meet but we will never look at SpaghettiO’s the same way again.

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