Per Lawyer: Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Can Read
October 26, 2011 1:29 PM I spend most of my time listening to music … playing around on the internet … and pondering why is it that the Lohan family is so popular. Why are they always in the news? Like the Bermuda Triangle, rubix cubes and un-hooking bras one handed. That’s a riddle I’ll never figure out.
Regardless Lohan’s dad’s reading comprehension was called into question by the honorable judge captain awesome pants (ed note: I’m too lazy to go back and read his real name)
A furious Florida judge just ripped into Michael Lohan for violating Kate Major’s restraining order against him — by asking his attorney straight-up, “Does [Michael] know how to read?”
Lohan — who’s been locked up since being arrested for allegedly battering Major yesterday — appeared before a Hillsborough County (Tampa) judge this morning.
During the hearing, the judge set Lohan’s bond at $5,000 — but ordered Lohan to stay behind bars until 6 PM.
TMZ has the video of the judge too
Right on … $5,000 bones. That’s nothing. Pocket change out of Lindsay’s drug… ehh party fund.
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