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Pizza Hut Is Trying to Kill Us With Its New Doritos Crust

Look, we get it that the pizza wars is rough. Domino’s, Papa John’s, Pizza Hut — they’re all scrambling to outdo one another in the war for profiting off our insatiable love of pizza.

Pizza Hut has fired the latest shot. Well, Pizza Hut Australia, really. The chain has introduced Doritos Crunchy Crust Pizza, which features a crust topped with Doritos that stays together thanks to the magic of mozzarella.

What is Pizza Hut trying to do to us? First, they try to get inside our mind with an experimental Subconscious Menu and now this. Pretty soon, we’re sure they’re just going to show up at our house with a needle full of mashed-up mozzarella, bread, pepperoni and Doritos and inject it into us so we don’t have to put forth all the effort of chewing.

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