An elderly Pennsylvania couple called police after finding ten-thousand dollars worth of marijuana in a package on their front porch. United Press International reports that the UPS package contained five pounds worth of high-grade marijuana. In an attempt to track the sender, authorities looked up the return address, which led nowhere since it was bogus.

Yep. Slow news day.

Hmmm ... did they put acid in their weed? Then again the mind is a powerful thing.