Ron White Invades the SBC!!! (VIDEO)

I'm not going to lie, I love me some Ron White and I'm super bummed I won't be able to go see him tomorrow night at the Horseshoe!!! I don't know what it is, but I find him strangely sexy. It's probably because he's such a bad boy! My favorite bit ever by Ron is the whole public drunkenness skit he does... after all, he wouldn't have been drunk in public, if they wouldn't have put him there... Makes perfect sense to me!

Or maybe I find Ron White sexy because he's the man in black, all mysterious like Johnny Cash... Except, he's got some great Southern homespun wisdom... Like you can't fix stupid!

Plus, you've got to love a sensitive man!!!