Kramer
Hey my name is Kramer and i talk on the radio.. what to say what to say???… uuuhmm i have a wife tiff and a dog chewy (that butt draggin pom).and his hypber brother spanky i married a women that dropped her standards when she said yes .
i got a few motorcycles, i like a cold Mt. Dew, once fell off a roof and pee’d blood, had 2 trees hit my house in 2 different tornados, was a “refugee” from katrina, love watching monkeys, been to disney world every december for the last 5 years, cant spel wel, once para-sailed and didnt throw up, got chased by the secret service when bill clinton was president, just told my little sister santa dosent exist, didnt change the oil in my lowrider for like 5 years…..the engine one day just stopped, dropped keys down an elevator shaft, me and my wife’s nick names for each other is stinky…dont ask, im taller than my dad, and i once rocked the turntables in front of 35,000 people.. i guess thats about it]