We can't dispute how awesome Anthony Weiner's sexting and chatting profile name "Carlos Danger" is. What he did was definitely gross and wrong, but what a name! It's daring, mysterious and alluring.
Slate has concocted a Carlos Danger Name Generator for the rest of us looking for new online handles. We plugged in our own real names into the Carlos Danger name generator out of sheer curiosity (and because we need a little ego boost) and were very happy with the results.