dumb celebrity quotes

When asked about then-presidential candidate Barack Obama, this rapper didn't believe that was his real name. As he ranted, "That ain’t no f—ing name, yo ... You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f— outta here."

Everyone has to pay taxes. Yes, even this R&B singer, who said she should be exempt because she's "a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them. I had an economic system imposed on me."

White is white, unless it's pink. As one actress explained, "To me there is no such thing as people of color cause in reality people aren’t white. Paper is white. People are pink."

Despite his body being mostly made of water and despite swimming in tons of water for a living, this Olympian once made the vast understatement, "Water is practically a part of my life."

Remember that time the Beatles got back together? Neither do we, but this girl group member does, explaining, "You know how the Beatles broke off -- they all did their solo projects and they came back together and they were even stronger."

Adding credence to the old adage that when it comes to brains, pro athletes are sometimes a few players short of a team, this former basketball player once bragged, "We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees."

This socialite and daughter of rock royalty is a fan of Jennifer Aniston's -- just not her hideous face. As she tells it, "I like her cause she's, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else."

Well, they do say ignorance is bliss. This rock star once said, "Only dumb people are happy."

This actor could change people's lives -- if he cared to. As he once explained, "It sounds vain, but I could probably make a difference for almost everyone I ever met if I chose to involve myself."

This lead singer always wears shades -- even inside and at night -- but he would never deign to run for office. As he explained, "I wouldn't run for president. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house."

This former actress is unaware that cameras are said to steal your soul, which could be why she once said, "I'm on my couch and in that movie at the same time. Whoa."

Dumb celebrity quote -- or utterly insane celebrity quote? You be the judge. This actor who once asked a reporter, "Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp."