dumb celebrity quotes

Time marches on and humans evolve, but not everyone understands that. This classic rocker once commented, "There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."

This country singer is dead-set on letting his kids make his mistakes all over again. As he explained, "I've never been big on discipline. I try to be a friend to all my kids ... I'm the last one to cast a stone at any of these kids because ... I've made mistakes along the way."

This actress has been places you can't imagine. As she explained in an interview, "I thought Celestia was from another planet called the Fourth Dimension. I escaped to the Fourth Dimension."

This singer from across the pond has some very strange family dynamics. As she once complained, "He's got no respect. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."

Remember when MTV played music videos? As this country music pop star explained of the medium, "The only reason that you do visual is solely for the visual ... It doesn't sell your music for you."

We see what you were trying to do there. Maybe. This actor once bumbled, "Nothing's permanent. It's like those faded black and white photos of people dressed in old-fashioned clothes. One day that's going to be us."

This reality star/former celebrity wife once became the poster child for First World Problems by complaining, "The only thing is, the apartment was a little small for us. It's about 3,500 square feet."

This is how the world ends -- not with a bang, but without procreation. As this actor explained, "I have this wacky theory about the end of civilization, that people will trade up ... until they're too old to have kids. And the world will come to an end."

We don't know if he was referring to men or women or animals or what, but this depressing alt-rocker once complained, "Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death."

Thanks for your spectacular insight, Captain Obvious. This actress once stated the oh-so-apparent, "Wireless communications are an integral part of our culture today."

This singer and reality show judge might also be a fireman, a police officer or an EMT -- because as she once so egotistically explained, "I'm my own hero. That's my job."

This singer/actress combo seems a tad confused by how words work. She once contradicted herself by explaining, "I'm not really a flirt, but I am a girl ... I do manipulate men when I feel like it."