Um, what kind of 'mess' is this? How are you going to be an Oprah 'virgin' (someone who has never been to the Oprah Winfrey show before), attend the taping of her final show and walk out with NOTHING?!?!?! She can give those other people new cars, but for her final show she can't even give you a key chain?!?!? Oprah = FAIL! Just sayin'!