If you didn't know better, Hugh Hefner would just be your average geriatric in a nightclub, wearing a captain's hat and falling asleep surrounded by 30 beautiful women. But he isn't. He's Hugh effing Hefner, people, and he's unsurprisingly taken so many women back to Gollum's lair his bedroom that he's lost track.
Crystal Harris was on Ryan Seacrest yesterday to explain her decision to leave Hugh Hefner a week before their wedding. Crystal explained why she had a sudden change of heart.