UPDATE: So it seems Shakira's womb still has an "ocupado" sign out front -- Gerard's tweet "coincided with the Latin American equivalent of April Fool’s Day," and several hours later he revealed the whole birth announcement thing was just a joke. Yeah, that's hilarious, dude.
Congrats to Shakira! The Colombian heartthrob gave birth to a baby with her hot-as-Hades soccer player beau, Gerard Pique. (Seriously, look at his eyes. Un. Fair.)