zelda

I have a feeling that by 2020, we'll have names like Zebra, Photosynthesis, and Moonlight. For some reason, the trend these days is to give our babies outlandish names in our attempt to be unique. That won't change in 2017.

Novels like The Great Gatsby and The Beautiful and Damned cemented F. Scott Fitzgerald’s status as a literary icon, but some bookish types (myself included) would argue that his wife, Zelda, was the more talented of the pair. Her creative contributions have certainly been less valued in comparison to her husband, but thanks to Ron Howard, she’s finally getting the biopic she deserves (or one would hope), with Jennifer Lawrence set to play the title role in Zelda.

So, I was walking around on my lunch break the other day, when my eye caught a sign by the door. I couldn't tell much from a distance, but as I got closer, I realized that someone had left left a gift for each of us walking out of the door. Now, a reason why this is great is because my "real job" (I say real because radio is my play for fun job) is super big on safety...