Apparently in the British Columbia town of Saanich (near Seattle, Washington) they don't seem to have much crime. Listen to a very serious news report that details the story of two drunk college women stealing a bag of Bar B Cue flavored potato chips and their capture. Justice was served bar b cue style.

Growling chiwawas, tales of drunk college students, theft of potato chips from an open garage. This is the stuff legends are made of.