Top 5 “Too Soon” Halloween Outfits For Boo Under The Bridge
Halloween is coming up fast! So, the $40,000 question is what are you going to be? A witch or Nurse? Maybe Captain America or Ironman? Maybe your going to go out of the box and go shocking. Well here are some funny (and not) ideas you might be able to do to get some laughs (or shocks) out of your friends this Halloween!
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The U2 Album nobody wanted
People around the world were so excited when Apple announced all of their big changes! The big new iPhones, the new operating system, and what? Free music from U2?
Okay yeah that's cool. Wait. How is it already on my phone!??! How do I make it go away?! What the hell Apple?!
How to execute it: You and your friends dress up like members from U2 (wear all black) show up at a party uninvited and refuse to leave! *rimshot*
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Go as Santa Claus
If you're like me, when you go shopping this time of year you cringe a little when you see Christmas decorations already.
So why not be that guy (or girl) at the next Halloween event.
It's definitely TOO SOON for Christmas stuff.
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Dress up like Apple's Cloud
Apple goofed earlier this year with their Cloud storage protection. Hundreds of scandalous pictures of celebrities hit the internet.
The culprit "hackers" taking advantage of Apple's weak iCloud protection.
So how do you pull off this costume? Genius - Dress up like a cloud and pass out pictures of celebrities.
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Hazmat Suit
This one strikes close to home as Dallas is just down the road. You could grab last years Breaking Bad's Hazmat suit and repurpose it in light of the Ebola virus.
You could just walk around wearing the outfit or rip the outfit up, put fake blood on it and make it look like you're a victim.
Warning: nobody will want to stand next to you.
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ISIS ISIS Baby
This one might be a bit too much for most parties so use it at your own discretion.
ISIS is a terror organization that is currently, how do I put this delicately, causing problems in the Middle East.
Someone suggested that you could do a play on words and dress half as Vanilla Ice and half as terrorist and call your self ISIS ISIS Baby.
Too soon? Too much? I'll leave that for you to decide.