As a father of two wild and crazy toddlers, if I ever saw them behaving this calmly inside a jump house, I would take them to the hospital.

One adorable little guy has gone viral online due to his downright coolness inside a bounce house.

Most kiddos would be going crazy, flipping, laughing, and of course, falling. Not this little guy.

He's smooth like suede shoes.

He's even dressed like a little hipster, bouncing up and down without cracking a smile and his hands never leave his pocket.

This kid is a legend.