Watch This Panhandling Crawfish Catch a Penny
We've seen a crawfish amputate its own claw to escape the boil, now there's one out on the street, catching coins. They're becoming self-aware, y'all.
YouTube user, KoenBezeg, confronted the mudbug and asked, "What do you want? What do you want, huh? Want some money? Take it!"
He then tossed a penny at the creature, which gracefully caught it. It's only a penny, but that's how it starts. If it keeps this up, the little crawfish will soon amass a small fortune, and then where will we be?
What does it need the money for? Is it building an army? Saving up to buy its friends' freedom? We have so many questions...