Who Is SBC’s Legendary Character?

Pecos Bill, Paul Bunyan, John Henry  - all legendary names associated with certain areas in the United States.  Pecos Bill made the Rio Grande one day when he was stuck in the desert and needed some water.  Paul Bunyan had a gigantic Ox and created the Grand Canyon when he drug his ax behind him.  John Henry was a steel drivin' man that beat a steam hammer in a race to make Big Bend Tunnel in West Virginia.  So, who would be the "Legendary Character" from Shreveport / Bossier City?

How about Jared Leto?

Jared Leto's acting skills are so incredible, he can make a happy meal cry.  Jared Leto once did a wheelie on a unicycle.  This guy is very talented.  Rumor is, the Barksdale Bubble is created by his awesomeness.

What about Dak Prescott?

Dak Prescott's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Dak Prescott.  Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Dak Prescott can throw Brett Favre even further.  Dak Prescott beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller.  My sources say that Bigfoot challenged Dak in an arm wrestling  contest, and the loser had to quit shaving and hang out in the woods for the rest of their life.

I know that there are more legends I am missing, so please let me know who we should include at morningmadhouse@k945.com.  Disco Dale, Mickey the Hot Dog Guy, and Jay Whatley are all being considered.